09 September, 2008

I Can’t Stop Wanting to Comment on McPalin!

Governor Palin’s story gets more and more interesting. I’ll leave the following components to speak on their own.

  • While Obama belonged to a Church with crazy-uncle Jeremiah Wright saying absurd tenants of liberation theology, particularly in response to 9/11, Sarah Palin belongs to a church with the following statistics:
    1. Gay people are gay because they don’t pray enough to be straight. A faithful person can pray away their gay! Perhaps if enough people pray for the gay, they’ll all become straight!
    2. Prayer will help Alaska firm up its pipeline infrastructure (I do believe God is involved in miraculous things; however, offering up that for a prayer is like offering up “rain on INVESCO Field during Obama’s acceptance” or “please ensure that Enron’s business stays afloat.”
    3. There is active “speaking in tongues”
  • Palin beats on Obama and McCain for “earmarks” but hired a lobbying firm to help her town of Wasilla. Beyond that, she was for the “Bridge to Nowhere,” and they have her on video about it! Lying and hypocrisy are two words that come to mind.
  • I’ll leave something more familial off the table, as I’ve already blogged about it. Let’s just say, I don’t have a lot of respect for her attitude towards Sex Education or belief that Abstinence Education is more appropriate, and should fully supplant sex education

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